MARY LOUISE-F*CKEN PARKER

Yes, yes, yes, ha, ha, yes,

FIRE FOX TALENT

LOLO JONES

This girl needs no endorsement.  LEAD THE AMERICAN WAY!! 

JOHN MULANEY

WE WANT JOHN! WE WANT JOHN! MULANEY ALL THE WAY! LA, PLEASE!

XOs'

Funny-American-Boy- (*yess, he's all three+[so much more])

THERESA PALMER

AKA: ANDIA PALMER

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPLACE Scarlett AND Kristen with THIS GIRL !!!

TOPHER GRACE

That 70's Show turns American Millenium ! Bring me some TOPHER !!

BECKY

Oh my god, Becky, look at her: CUTE CUTE CUTE

POWER TO THE JAPANESE; thanks, BECKY!

FIND HER ON FACEBOOK

MAROON FIVE

THE REBIRTH OF ROCK AND ROLL

Sexy, Sweaty, Shirtless : CONSIDER YOURSELF ENDORSED

- MOVE LIKE JAGGER

PIA TOSCANO

ITALIAN-COUNTRY : THAT's A GOOD THING

-THIS TIME

ASHTON KUTCHER

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE !

Suave, Sensitive and Sincere; THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION, Mr. Kutcher.

F.T.C LOVES HIM TOO ! LOL

RYAN GOSLING

Gentlemen, UNITE !

WHIT + CHARM = POWER